Hello blog world! My apologies for neglecting you so terribly. As nearly always happens in my life, NOTHING HAS HAPPENED except tiny little mundane life events. Read on if you're bored...
1. My dog has Giardia, a protozoan parasite in the gut. While she has no symptoms, the vet said we do need to get rid of it to prevent secondary bacterial infections or any further complications. They gave me little packets of de-worming medication to put in her food for the next 3 days. I'll also have to wash and disinfect her bed and keep her from sniffing other dogs' poop (Mission Impossible!!). I'm just glad she doesn't straight up eat poop, like other dogs we know.
2. Studying is starting to cramp my style. While I enjoy knowing things, I do not enjoy the arduous task of putting those facts in my dinky little brain. Why haven't we found a better way to do this yet? Like some sort of surgery that puts all that knowledge in a hard drive in your brain? Google, I'm lookin' at you.
3. I came up with the best idea for an app the other day while texting Steven: GANGSTA AUTO CORRECT. Let's make it happen, Internet.
4. In my ashtanga practice, I recently got advanced to Bujapidasana, which is a really fun arm balance. However, I'm still not sure I'm ready for it. I'm still huffing and puffing by the end of Navasana, sometimes by the end of Marichiasana C. I'm trying to be worthy of advancing past Navasana, but it's hard when the call of cookies and The Good Wife is so much more delicious than 5 AM wake up calls.