Religiously ensure the total number of underwear you have amounts to 7 or more.
And hold on to that yucky #8. You know what I'm talking about. The ultimate in-reserve pair of underwear. The one you'll never want anyone to see you wear. The one your grandma would be embarrassed to wear. Frilly bows, weird fabric, uncomfy fit, chafing. You know what I'm saying.
DON'T YOU DARE THROW IT OUT.
One day, the laundry machine WILL break down and you'll be shit out of luck because you only have 7 pairs of underwear damnit.
And hold on to that yucky #8. You know what I'm talking about. The ultimate in-reserve pair of underwear. The one you'll never want anyone to see you wear. The one your grandma would be embarrassed to wear. Frilly bows, weird fabric, uncomfy fit, chafing. You know what I'm saying.
DON'T YOU DARE THROW IT OUT.
One day, the laundry machine WILL break down and you'll be shit out of luck because you only have 7 pairs of underwear damnit.
I hope something will make you laugh, something will make you think, and maybe something will inspire you.
Cheers!
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